Jun 19, 2013
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non-volerli-vittime:

I like boys the same way I like most insects. I understand why they are necessary and some of them are pretty but if one gets in my face or tries to touch me I will kill it.

Jun 18, 2013
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Babysitting fun!

Babysitting fun!

Jun 18, 2013
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Today I passed a car with a bumper sticker that said “Careful…former fetus driving” and I still can’t get over how stupid it was.

Jun 17, 2013
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crush: so who's your crush
me: *soulja boy voice* YOOOUUUUUUU
Jun 17, 2013
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nickelode0n:

baby, i don’t care about your stomach

or your legs

or how big your boobs are

i don’t care about you at all

leave me alone