I’m hiccuping really hard I’m just gonna die here

I’m drunk and sad and there’s only another seven minutes to my birthday

smaugnussen:

and I would walk 500 dogs and I would walk 500 more

ryanvoid:

don’t get me wrong, I’ve loved Batman since I was a tiny child, but I think we all need to come to terms with the fact that he has the personality of very grim yogurt

Here’s me being drunk and awkward in a bathroom
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penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

nyxweaver:

grandtrilobyte-eleshnorn:

nyxweaver:

sarkhan-volkswagen:

nyxweaver:

abzan-houses:

nyxweaver:

y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:

Two

Thousand

men

ate

their

dicks.

well playtime is over you’re all grounded

mostlycatsmostly:

(via Naomi Sasaya)
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xfullcanvasx:

"fight me you bitch"