All I need in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend #happybirthdaycaro
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Just your everyday selfie
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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Happy birthday to this beautiful kitten! I’m so grateful to have you in my life and to call you my best friend 😸
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bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
5- NO
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

iroh:

jeanroqueraltique:

my kitten says hello

omg!

delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

  • boy:
  • girl:
  • the boy and the girl do not have a conversation
  • love does not exist
  • you're going to die some day
  • trollcoffee:

    every time i see someone i like reblog something of mine im just like

    yes

    ive pleased you